Glorby

A degenerate who you should never interact with

I would hate to be Glorby and go to glorbtopia

Glorby by jtvg March 31, 2022

glorby

Glorby is the craziest person you will ever come across. They are spontaneous and weird. When they are around people they feel comfortable with they have no filter and even with people they don't know as well their filter is minimal. Their energy is contagious but also very I timidating and can scare people off if they're not careful.

"Who just snuck up on you?"
"GLORBY!"

glorby by Kealdra December 30, 2021

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

gloryhole 

A gloryhole is a hole made in a thin wall or other type of partition where a man can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. They can be found in bathrooms in the stall wall, in private rooms found in adult bookstores, and in dark rooms and labyrinths in bathhouses. Open rooms in bathhouses with many gloryholes are called a sucktorium and often have a raised level on one side of the holes to allow everyone to stand.

Oral sex and hand jobs are the most common types of gloryhole sex, though anal sex is also common. Some bathroom stalls and adult bookstore booths, where three stalls or rooms are in a row, have two gloryholes on opposite sides of the center location to allow the person in the middle to alternate sucking the two men, or to suck one while positioning themselves to be fucked by the other.

Some gloryholes in public are disguised, covered with a loose fitting toilet paper holder or plate. Some in-wall toilet paper holders can be opened to allow a discreet hole between the two sides. Other public gloryholes are more obvious and are frequently covered or blocked by people that don't approve. As gloryhole locations can be hidden, often change, and may be located in more remote locations, its best to consult a gloryhole database website like holehunter.com beforehand to see where the nearest gloryholes are and what type of activity they have.

The public bathroom in the park has an active gloryhole at night if you're looking to get off.

gloryhole by cruisedb April 30, 2020

Glooby 

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.

-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.

Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023

Glory 

She's pretty, kind and intelligent. She knows her worth and her standards are high. She has a few friends but loves them all. She doesn't really talk about her problems because she doesn't want others to worry about her. One would be lucky to be her boyfriend because her love is very genuine, she will spoil the one she loves. She values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish her.

Ohh yeah that's Glory

Glory by Itsokaynottobeokay January 29, 2021

glory meat

The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.

Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.

'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'

'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'

glory meat by ben the ten November 25, 2009