glombi

A mysterious race of green llama-like creatures that do nothing but run. Glombi do not attack at regular rates though, they have been known to attack humans... especially small children of the plump kind. Their orgin is unknown and the only known picture is an animated gif curculating the internet. Other known facts about the glombi is that they are happy creatures and have tails which they shed after puberty. Singular for glombi, glombus(do not look up glombus as it is defined as something else on this site). Most popular glombi are: Glomby, Glomulox, and Glomogins.

I was attacked by a horde of rampaging glombi. They cause multiple lacerations all over my body.

by Hector "fatninja" Rojas May 23, 2006

globbits

cry of frustration

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Globbing

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"

by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

Globiolis

An observed intellectual deficiency, most commonly found in simple individuals that cannot grasp the intricacies of science and reality. Leading them to misinterpret the world and believe it is flat.

Brian suffers from Globiolis. The poor guy chooses to embarrass himself on YouTube by showing everyone how he can’t understand simple concepts. Poor Brian

by OverweightAviator January 12, 2021

Angel Globing

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.

Man,am I Angel Globing!

by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016

glomming

A practice commonly used at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) by men desiring female companionship. Due to the lopsided demographics (75% men, 25% women), one finds a dearth of women at Caltech. Thus, several men tend to court a woman at once. So, glomming refers to the practice of several men hooking onto (not literally) to one woman.

At a dance, one can find several men dancing with one woman. They are glomming her. Or, one might find several men walking to class with one woman. These men are glomming.

by Techer... December 26, 2006