Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were a glimbo glorbus in disguise."
Person 2: *eyes dilate and human skin starts peeling off, showing the true azulian blueness they really are* "What makes you think that?"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.