globbits

cry of frustration

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.

“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”

by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020

Globbins

A colloquial/slang term for gloves.

In the wintertime I wear globbins to keep my hands warm.

by Richard Diver November 4, 2011

Globbit

A derogatory term for one of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender denomination; derivation of GLBT (GLoBbiT).

Also, glabbit.

Bartender: Sorry, guys, there's four of you but only one stool. Guess you'll have to go someplace el-
Homosexual 1: Let's flip for it!
Homosexual 2: No, let's flip it over!
Homosexual 3 & 4: Yay!
Bartender: Get out, globbits! You're barred!

by Daishonin March 3, 2009

blobbity globbity

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

by sonni insane June 26, 2006