Glombia
Glombia by Magicturboturd January 7, 2020
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glombi
A mysterious race of green llama-like creatures that do nothing but run. Glombi do not attack at regular rates though, they have been known to attack humans... especially small children of the plump kind. Their orgin is unknown and the only known picture is an animated gif curculating the internet. Other known facts about the glombi is that they are happy creatures and have tails which they shed after puberty. Singular for glombi, glombus(do not look up glombus as it is defined as something else on this site). Most popular glombi are: Glomby, Glomulox, and Glomogins.
glombi by Hector "fatninja" Rojas May 23, 2006
Glosbian
n. A West Country Lesbian.
Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
Glosbian by Bananarama Brian December 9, 2010
Glambia
My boyfriend hates when my glambia glitter gets all over the seat of his El Camino.
“Oh no! My glambia snagged my hose!”
“Oh no! My glambia snagged my hose!”
Glambia by CoonleyCougars September 16, 2022
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.