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Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.
“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”
Bloby Globbins by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020

globbits 

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.
globbits by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Globbing 

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.
"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
Globbing by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

Globbenstain 

When you have electro therapy session on your cock and when the doctor xrays it and he finds out its broken.
When your mother walks in on you when you're on R/Globbenstain
Globbenstain by KaleLishort January 15, 2022

Globbing 

The act of a man expelling his load into a woman after a long period without masterbation.
Justin didn’t wank for a weak because he knew a good globbing would feel so much better!
Globbing by PRlMEE January 16, 2020

globins  

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.
My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.
globins by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008