globuals

Globuals is a word to describe the force of shit being pushed from ones anus

The force for pooping is Globuals

by Jack-Lee August 24, 2014

Globalsnap

A noun referring to your Global Social Network Across the Planet.

"I had to hit up my globalsnap to see who would be willing to let me stay with them for Spring Break. I hope Sally in Australia invites me out!"

by Jonm83 February 3, 2010

Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

by wallo June 29, 2012

globalShit

A subsidiary of Deutsche Lufthansa AG and run by a crackhead named laceboyo.

I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.

by laceboyo May 4, 2021

going globals

the act of getting really drunk and making a lot of noise so everyone knows your drunk, typically followed by a morning where you don't remember anything.

what did you do last night?- Elliott
I was going globals- Alex

by somereallycooldude July 14, 2011

Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D

I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

globuels

roll of fat above a woman's bra line

Those globuels showing through her tight shirt look terrible!

by Gigi, Esq. April 20, 2008