by greenlowtops March 2, 2012
The act of causing pain.
Open your hand in a claw type manner, and then grab the closest human stomach to you and squeeze.
Glob works best on overweight people.
Open your hand in a claw type manner, and then grab the closest human stomach to you and squeeze.
Glob works best on overweight people.
by Streetsweeper777 June 25, 2009
Internal Ejaculation. The act of blowing your load with no condom while the penis is inside the vagina leaving a gooey mess.
Guy#1: Hey, did you use a condom with Sarah last night man?
Guy#2: No i globbed in her!
Guy#1: ....nice!
Guy#2: No i globbed in her!
Guy#1: ....nice!
by Smalley-Mo August 11, 2010
by Two Blunt November 18, 2018
by Globanator March 18, 2015
Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.
For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
by skinnybrah November 23, 2013
"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."
"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
by Gooberpls September 4, 2013