Amerikaner's definitions

M16A4

A modern, modular assault rifle, in use by active duty, frontline units in the US Army and Marine Corps. It is the forerunner to the M16A2, which was in use from the early 1980's, to even now. While in less use than the M16A2, it is more effective.

Arguably a better rifle than its predecessors, the M16A4 is a rifle based on the AR15 platform. It features removable sights, a picatinny rail, fore grip rails, detachable carrying rail, and is slightly higher quality than the M16A2, all around. It utilizes a direct gas-diversion system, along with a rotating bolt. The magazines are generally 30-round ones, loaded with Mk. 262 or M855 5.56x45mm ball ammunition. It has a safe/semi-automatic/three-round burst selector switch.

Reliability in the M16A4 is solid; one is capable of firing upwards of 1,000 standard, ball rounds through a decently maintained rifle, with STANAG magazines, without a single jam or malfunction. While disputably not as good as the AK platform, it is a far cry from the M16(A0), and is a step up from the M16A2.

The M16A4 isn't worthy of its tarnished reputation, in reality. The M16 was an AR15, heavily modified from Eugene Stoner's designs, by Lyndon Johnson's DoD.

by Amerikaner September 17, 2008

George Walker Bush

A fairly impotent, inarticulate figure who, by means unknown to me (or much of the world, for that matter), became not only the Repbublican presidential nominee in the years 2000 and 2004, but also the incumbant president. He is regarded as a dull person, with a distinct lack of intelligence, due to his speech problems, his stubbornness, and inane decisions made all throughout his presidency.

Being the president from 2000-2008, he is, by some, known to be one of the worst presidents in American history. He is a part of the Republican party, which has, recently, lost its majority hold over both the House of Representatives and Senate - both houses of Congress.

His achievements are, as follows:
- Worsening our debt, causing our balls to be more and more in the Chinese vice grip;
- Entering us into a war for murky reasons, and not being willing to either do what it takes to eliminate the insurgency, or leave;
- Nothing regarding outsourcing or illegal immigration;
- Making the US look like a bunch of idiots (possibly rightfully so) on the world stage;
- Butchering foreign affairs, and setting the NATO alliance on the brink of collapse;
- Wishing to ban abortions, homosexual unions, etc.;
- Et fucking cetera.

George Walker Bush is a very inept president, in my opinion. His opinions regarding many social issues, and his stance on this war in Iraq fucked. Beyond that, his reluctance to move against illegal immigration, outsourcing, or remedy the budget predicament, is utter idiocy. Obviously, I'm not the guy's biggest fan.

by Amerikaner December 17, 2006

Don Davis

The famous composer of "The Matrix" score. His music is especially heavy in strings, such as violins, but percussion or vocals make occasional appearances in the music, as do some electronica elements (mainly due to corroborations with Juno Reactor). He also composed for other films, but his works in The Matrix are considered his magnum opus.

Don Davis is a good composer, in my humble opinion.

by Amerikaner November 9, 2006

shiza

Most assuredly not a German word, as asserted by the douchebags previous to me. Shiza, literally, means nothing in German, as in - of course - that it holds no meaning. Saying "shiza" to a German person will warrant you an odd look, and possibly an insult.

(Dip shit) SHIZA! SHIZA!

(Reasonable person) Shut up, fucktard; that's not an actual word in any language, at least not in the context in which you use it.

(Dip shit) Yes it is! It's German!

(Reasonable Person) Sigh, there's no point in trying to persuade you.

by Amerikaner October 21, 2006

Console War

An epic battle, equivalent to a dick measuring, or pissing contest. It pits the next-gen consoles against eachother - in this case, the Wii, X360, and Playstation 3 - in a battle... TO THE DEATH! Fanboys on all sides shall be hurling shit at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. Hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. Pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be fucked with for the ages.

In the future, more "wars" of the like will surely follow.

Fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in anticipation of the grand Console War, of the second generation.

by Amerikaner October 20, 2006

mongoloid

Mongoloid (mahn - go - loyd) n.
1. One whose ancestors are Asian, particularly those from South-East Asia. Derrived from the term Mongol, who were inhabitants of Mongolia, because much of South-East Asia has been conquered by the Mongols, meaning their genetics had spread. This is especially true in places such as China, but not so much in Japan. They are characterised as having round mandibles, often over-bites (or under-bites), large teeth, small eyes, large eyelids, slanted eyes, black hair, and seemingly yellow skin.

2. (Vulgar slang) A person who resembles one with Down syndrome in appearence, lacks intelligence, or both. Called so, because people unfamiliar with Asians may think of them as people with Down syndrome.

1. Why do many people have a disgusting obsession with everything Asian, including female Mongoloids? Truly bizarre, in my opinion.

2. Kim Jong Il is such a fucking mongoloid.

by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

Cock joke

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.

1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!

by Amerikaner October 15, 2006