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glittershits 

once one has finished the anal performance of a lawn gnome born with sparkle herpes the individual thus shits glitter for a month prior to anal discharge and bleeding leaving one feeling refreshed and enlightened similar to the effects of LSD. in other words it is a gateway to happiness
yo i just ate this dank bread and now i got the glittershits
glittershits by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
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glittershit 

1.the process of covering someone in human feces than throwing glitter on them / much like old skool tar and feathering
2. a kickass band name!
man that asshole punches my girlfreind one more time im gonna glittershit em!
glittershit by mark madden May 23, 2007

Glittertits 

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.
"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley
Glittertits by Lyssia September 26, 2011

Glittershitter

A person who acts extremely gay for attention
Adrian wears a sparkling jacket and says "you look fabulous" way to many times. Adrian is a glittershitter
Glittershitter by Slaphappychap November 9, 2016

glittershit 

N. Fanciness; an extravagantly decorated or elaborately ornamented location (ie. a mansion or museum)
Adj. Fancy; flashy; loud; gaudy
V. To make fancy, flashy or gaudy
Noun: The concert last night had a whole bunch of pyrotechnics and extravagant laser shows. They even dropped confetti on the crowd at the end, and they have the nerve to call themselves a local band? What's with all the glittershit?

Adjective: I can't believe you put shagg carpeting and fuzzy dice in your busted-ass car. I refuse to be seen riding in your glittershitmobile. Thanks, I'll walk home.

Verb: Why the hell did you go and glittershit your wardrobe? You look like David Bowie now. Congrads.
glittershit by Poke-a-loke January 6, 2009

Glittershit 

The early 2000s and late 1990s pop music genre, particularly boy bands such as N'Sync and Boyz 2 Men. Known for bleached hair, stud earrings, and wifebeater tank tops.
Average 90s N'Sync Fan- Hey, have you heard Justin's new single?

Sane Person- Sorry bro, don't fuck with Glittershit.
Glittershit by AmongOthers June 11, 2018

Glittershit 

The early 2000s and late 1990s pop music genre, particularly boy bands such as N'Sync and Boyz 2 Men. Known for bleached hair, stud earrings, and wifebeater tank tops.
Average 90s N'Sync Fan- Hey, have you heard Justin's new single?

Sane Person- Sorry bro, don't fuck with Glittershit.
Glittershit by AmongOthers June 11, 2018
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