gleedale 

gleedale is a riverdale stan 🤢

“im following gleedale on tiktok”

“ew shes a riverdale stan ur gross”

gleedale by mjag July 13, 2021

Wilson Middle School, Glendale 

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.

Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale by Arizonna November 22, 2011

glendale highschool 

A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS

Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.

glendale highschool by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019

glendale 

Little Armenia

Armenian ..."Inche Lets Cruise Glenokes in our mercedes Brooo"

glendale by Teresa March 3, 2004

The Glendale Hello 

A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.

Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.

The Glendale Hello by kill9 March 28, 2017

Glendale 

The city of Glendale is located in southern California. It is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, after LA and Long Beach. Here are some facts about Glendale...

Many celebrities were layed to rest in Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Gledale, including Walt Disney, Nat King Cole and Sammy Davis, Jr.

The Baskin-Robbins chain of ice cream parlours started in Glendale in 1945.

The southern campus of Steven Spielburg, Jeffrey Katzenburg, and David Geffen's
DreamWorks SKG is located in Glendale.

In early 2005, 11 people died south of downtown Glendale in a Metrolink train crash.

Celebrities from Glendale include Paul Walker, John Wayne and Edward Furlong.

I just gave you a few facts about Glendale without making fun of any Armenians. Amazing, right? Stop hating, becuase the truth is we're proud of our multiculturalism. Many Persians, Filipinos, Arabs and Latinos also live in Glendale. We're all trying to realize "The American Dream" here, so why can't we all just get along?

Glendale by Glendaler, and proud of it! October 24, 2005

glendale 

a placerun by armenians with Mecedes audi's and BMW's. The Cops in glendale are assholes and pull everyonesover for everything. the parties get raided and everyone knows everyone & gossips all day long...

" fuckin glendale bro lets go chill at In & Out "

" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "

glendale by Lisa April 12, 2004