A female or (on rare occasions) a male who is obsessed with the musical mainstream teen soap opera Glee. If they start to defend themselves when questioned on why they enjoy watching such a corny ass show, they are most likely a Gleedle or on the dark unrighteous path to becoming one. It is possible for a Male Gleedle to be straight but it is not out of the question that they have most likely at one point in their life thought about what a "Dick feels like in their anus". Female fans are usually basic bitches & sing in front of a mirror into their hairbrush for 3 to 4 hours a day.
"That bitch hasn't evenseen season 5, she just watches it on Netflix, she isn't a true Gleedle"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.