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Glecy
Glecy's are so rare. They're the simplest of people but that's what makes them complex, rare and beautiful. You can't NOT fall in love with their innocence and humility. Their love and care for their loved ones are unconditional and overflowing. They're selfless and would sometimes hate themselves for being too selfless but they would still choose what's best for their loved ones. Glecy's deserve someone who loves , cares and will put them first like how they always put others first before themselves.
Glecoffing
'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.
Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.
Glecoffing by Fosterino January 27, 2013
wii-glected
state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.
wii-glected by ubtiger April 27, 2007
gleck
GLECK (guh-lek) n. A gleck is a noise that is made when the penis hits the back off the throat while giving oral pleasure to a man or anything with a large appendage
gleck by Jeanne Darlington September 11, 2005
Glecto
When you tear ass or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. A full glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, and fart into it. A full stealth glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don't wake up.
Dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. Hey phil, russ passed out early... lets give him a glecto!
Glecto by GT215-TeachinNiggas January 26, 2009
e-glect
1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026