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Someone's gay husband. Usually a female's best friend who happens to be gay. Or a female's husband on facebook who is gay. Husband meaning best friend, not actually meaning that they're married. It's like... a joke.
Emily: "If Matt's gay, then why is he listed as your husband on facbeook?"

Jenna: "He's my gausband! DUH."
Gausband by ieatyourfacerawr April 12, 2010
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"gay husband" A gay friend that a woman is as close to as her real husband can be called a gusband.
I'm going to Vegas with my gusband.
gusband by italbrew August 20, 2007
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Gay husband. Used in straight female/ gay male friendships.
Will is Grace's gusband.
gusband by seattleshiksa April 17, 2010

Gusband and Gife

Gay husband and wife. Could be any combination: Man married to a Man. Woman married to a Woman. The matrimony of two gay people. Could also be Gusband and Gusband. Or...Gife and Gife.
"I now pronounce you Gusband and Gife".
Gusband and Gife by annieoakley September 10, 2011
your husband does things wired is a gay husband
my Gusband folds his cuffs.
gusband by puppy1233 March 18, 2018
A GAY HUSBAND, Suspected Gay Husband etc, etc.
someone who is married to a person of the same sex

elton john is a gusband
gusband by Tizzle86 December 15, 2008
A husband that nobody can share with you
Person 1: “I love *insert celebrity name* he’s my gusband!!”

Person 2: “dang it i wanted him to be my husband
Person 2: “haha well hes my gusband so we cant share!!”
Gusband by PP CHAMPPP June 20, 2022
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