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"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
[or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\
gladrag by nj January 26, 2004
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gladrags 

An old british term, mainly cockney, for a fancy or expensive item of clothing.
"Nice gladrags, Aditya."
gladrags by Navy Snake December 7, 2005
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glamrage 

n. Intense, white-hot outrage flung at any entertainment reviewer who does not wholeheartedly cheer for the musical second coming that is (American Idol Season 8 finalist) Adam Lambert. Comments will inevitably demand (a) reviewer's job; (b) reviewer's head on a stick; or (c) that reviewer renounce his or her rampant homophobia. Said comments are posted within seconds of the interview hitting the internet, and by persons who usually identify themselves as attractive, intelligent young women. MBA's and JD's predominate.
After posting an unflattering review of Adam Lambert's GlamNation Tour, Journalist X was sent into hiding by a barrage of glamrage and death threats.
glamrage by JaneRochester July 12, 2010

GLADRANCE 

When you're feeling fly and have a high self esteem or Becoming fresh and cool.
Brooo my gladrance is on a high right now

Make sure you never get the gladrance
GLADRANCE by SpineroxD September 7, 2021
A slut. Her pussy is so open its like a glad trash bag.
damnnn she looks like a gladbag.
gladbag by Melpre October 30, 2007
A reusable fabric pad used for menstruation. Most often homemade,as an alternative to wasteful, enviromentally harmful disposable products. Glad Rags have also been commodified, fittingly, under the brand name "glad rags".
That dirty hippy threw her glad rags in with my laundry and now I don't have any more white shirts.
Glad Rag by Squat Punk January 18, 2006
A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.
Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.
Glad Rag by Christopher April 2, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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