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Garance
Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.
Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013
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GLADRANCE • Garance • Garrance • Gladragged • glarence • Goa Trance • glad hander • Glad handed • Glam Dancer
Garrance
Garrance is a ship between Garroth Ro'Meave and Laurance Zvahl from Aphmau Mystreet, it is a very popular ship and the most popular Gay ship out of the fandom
Garrance by Zana_Ashida August 29, 2021
Gladhander
Gladhander by demillepro July 28, 2009
glarence
a world renowned businessman that found Wayne Enterprises who is also a philanthropist; he has his own foundation in the honor of his parents who died in a car accident
glarence by LOLMAN123456 March 4, 2011
Gladragged
Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
Gladragged by CBurbanI.Q. September 4, 2020
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