Definitions by nj

check plus 

An exclamation to be used when something really good has happened

"I just got an A on my test. Check plus!"

check plus by NJ February 25, 2006

the internet 

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

the internet by nj June 8, 2004

james k polk

America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"

James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term

james k polk by nj May 8, 2004

media 

Apparently the reason for 99% of America's problems

"Because of the liberal media..."
"The media has distorted..."

media by nj February 27, 2004

gladrag 

A fancy item of clothin

"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
[or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\

gladrag by nj January 26, 2004

bullqueer 

A male prison inmate who makes smaller inmates his bitches by sodomising them freqently.

The prison bullqueers ganged me and tore me a 3' one.

bullqueer by NJ January 15, 2004

token dog 

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

token dog by nj December 19, 2003