Girltard

A male's state of mind when he encounters a beautiful girl. Common symptoms include stuttering, nonsense talk or excessive smiling.

I didn't know what to say or how to act. I was a total girltard!

by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

girltarded

When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason

"Jill and I had a great first date, but she never called me back when I asked her out the second time. She's girltarded."

by mister argo May 12, 2006