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A ship or pairing between Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo's protaganist Giorno Giovanna and his right hand man Guido Mista. Loved by it's fans for the dynamic between Mista's lasse-faire and carefree lifestyle and the always cool and collected Giorno.
Person 1: "Do you ship GioMis?"
Person 2: "Yes! Their dynamic is so cute and charming!"
GioMis by Feliarine October 8, 2020
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bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

Gimme back my son! 

An expression of frustration that you yell at a friend's significant other when he or she refuses to allow them out of the house.

This is a quote originally shouted by Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom.
It's my fuckin' birthday and Steve needs to be there. Stop holding him hostage. GIMME BACK MY SON!

Gnome Child 

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015

Gimme your ring 

When someone does not do an adequate job and need to be punished.
LeBron: Kevin gimme your ring
Kevin Love: But I had 14 rebounds
LeBron: Yeah but you ain't had no points gimme your ring
A popular fictional fandom ship between Giorno Giovanna and Guido Mista from "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure"

This is often called pedophilic by some people because the premise of shipping a 15 year old and a 18 year old.

If you dox or harass people over a fictional relationship that even isn't canonical, get a life.
My OTP is GioMis, what's yours?
GioMis by nigga cat eater October 8, 2020