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gift shop on the Queen Mary 

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.
John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

exit through the gift shop 

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps
Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

Tie Dyed Gift Shop 

The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.

Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.

Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..
"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."

Visit the gift shop 

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom
"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

Exit via the gift shop 

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.
"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

gift shopping 

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts
Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"
gift shopping by Asseater69000 October 21, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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