Definitions by m0thra

Exit via the gift shop 

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

Exit via the gift shop by m0thra June 18, 2025

Async

Asynchronous communication. i.e. email, messages, etc, rather than live calls. Best when someone is very busy, or in motion.

"Don't call me while I'm boarding a plane, bro — just hit me up async and I catch you on the flip side"

Async by m0thra June 17, 2025

dickpilled 

When a progressive/liberally-inclined woman becomes redpilled due to the inexorable influence of a man she loves.

Björn done dickpilled his lady, now she's spittin' based facts.

dickpilled by m0thra January 21, 2025

Upstairs Fanny Pack 

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

Upstairs Fanny Pack by m0thra April 30, 2023

FagBook 

A computer for gay men and grandma, the MacBook.

Oh great, my FagBook needs to an expensive trip to the repair shop yet again.

FagBook by m0thra February 27, 2023

homegroan 

Homemade amateur pornography.

Sandra sent some homegroan pics and vids to Bob to keep him entertained whilst she was away.

homegroan by m0thra September 17, 2022

Grifter

A shill is a person who disingenuously sells a product or an idea.

By comparison, a grifter is a person who disingenuously sells a persona. A grifter purports to be or represent something, but they are actually not. They may:

* Pretend to be another ethnicity for a perceived benefit (e.g. Rachel Dolezal, Jack Murphy, Elizabeth Warren)
* Sell a life stance at odds with their actual private life (e.g. Jordan Peterson, Jack Murphy again)
* Aggressively promote some cause in advance of their personal gain (Shaun King, Patrisse Cullors)
* Scam naïve investors in a hopeless business venture (Elizabeth Holmes, Adam Neumann)

That grifter always shows up at incidents like this to bemoan cause x with his cap in his hand.

Grifter by m0thra August 30, 2022