Jamped

Damnit, there's a maphole near one of these boulders. I'm jamped. Can someone kill me plz kthx.

by m0thra February 14, 2020

dickpilled

When a progressive/liberally-inclined woman becomes redpilled due to the inexorable influence of a man she loves.

Björn done dickpilled his lady, now she's spittin' based facts.

by m0thra January 21, 2025

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025

Sandra sent some homegroan pics and vids to Bob to keep him entertained whilst she was away.

by m0thra September 17, 2022

Asynchronous communication. i.e. email, messages, etc, rather than live calls. Best when someone is very busy, or in motion.

"Don't call me while I'm boarding a plane, bro — just hit me up async and I catch you on the flip side"

by m0thra June 17, 2025

A computer for gay men and grandma, the MacBook.

Oh great, my FagBook needs to an expensive trip to the repair shop yet again.

by m0thra February 27, 2023

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra April 30, 2023