Definitions by Squeakee

ghost wood 

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

ghost wood by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Amerified 

A country that abandons it's own culture and customs to be like the United States has been Amerified.

Countries around the world, such as Great Britain and Canada, are constantly being amerified.

Amerified by Squeakee March 27, 2009

Whack Daniels 

A Mafia hit that is either complicated or botched completely because of the use of hard liquor.

Bruno: "Those guys-a who nearly killed Jonny Salami last-a night-a were a-completely wasted."

Pasquale: "What-a were they drinkin', Whack Daniels? No wonder they-a missed."

Whack Daniels by Squeakee February 25, 2009