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Ghostbook 

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.
S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.
Ghostbook by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

Gloatbook 

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook
Gloatbook by cherryblossom November 8, 2012
The boy you see on the subway or on your way somewhere but know nothing about him but some quick eye contact makes you believe that for some reason he’s the "one" but don't talk to him and then walk past each other and never see each other again.
Girl 1: omg I just saw my husband!!!
Girl 2: well did u talk to him
Girl 1: nope he’s a ghostboy, I fucked up :(
Girl 2: he would only exist in your fantasy’s </3
ghostboy by th3_shredder January 21, 2020

ghostkokichi 

literally one of the coolest mutuals i've ever had, they may have a concerning laugh but it makes me smile, and not to mention they're the leader of kaemaki so that makes it even better
person 1#: yo user ghostkokichi honestly sucks
person 2#: *stabs gracefully*
ghostkokichi by nagitose August 9, 2021
A significant other you only meet to have sex with. It's called ghostboy because you only see them when they're under a bed sheet and go though your walls, just like a ghost.
I swear I fell in love with a ghostboy.
ghostboy by AddiVF June 3, 2018

GhostBox 

The inbox of a dead man still receiving e-mails.
Bill is dead, lst's check his ghostbox for any new e-mails.
GhostBox by Maverick_rick July 23, 2009