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Ghost Noob

Ghost Noob is a person who never follows team and always feeds in League of Legends
- Is that zed going to help in the team fight
-No, He's a ghost noob

Ghostjob 

When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
Ghostjob by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

goatnoob10 

THE BEST MC PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WRLD
I had the best time playing with a goatnoob10
goatnoob10 by goatnoob10 February 12, 2021

Ghostbook 

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.
S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.
Ghostbook by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009
the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out
I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.
ghostwood by therewillbemike June 18, 2010

Ghostjob 

When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
Ghostjob by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011