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When you have diarrhea and have no clue what the fuck you ate that gave you it
Sorry I can't come, I have ghostaria
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ghostreappper 

Ghost is veri best girl, cute girl. All thought she is quite strong herself..you still must protecc.
Nova: Damn Finn I cant believe how cute ghostreappper is, must protecc her.
Finn: Nice. I agree. She is best girl.
ghostreappper by Kobe Brychoke February 22, 2019

Ghostbrate 

when you think you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket but it actually doesn't
dude i totally went to check my phone because i thought i had a text but it was just a ghostbrate
Ghostbrate by millerchill April 25, 2010

ghostwriter 

somebody who writes lyrics secretly for another person and they get payed to do it
1)Nas ghostwrites for FoxyBrown
ghostwriter by Lip November 6, 2003

ghostwrite the 'script 

Ghostwriting a scientific manuscript (e.g., one to be published in a major medical journal). A play on the phrase "ghostride the whip" popularized by hip hop culture from the San Francisco Bay Area.
Executive from big pharma: "How can we present the data from our new drug study in a credible, impartial light?"
Ghostwriter: "I'll ghostwrite the 'script, negotiate with a highly regarded physician for authorship, and submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine."
ghostwrite the 'script by madbay November 18, 2009

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"
ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007

negative ghostrider 

Comes from Top Gun. DICKHEAD and not to mention funny way of saying "No"
You: Can i bum a square?
Me: Negative ghostrider, you got money"
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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