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ghost wank 

the act of lying on ones arm until it falls asleep and masturbating, therefore imitating another persons hand.
i had a great ghost wank the other day i swear it felt like it was my girlfriend!
ghost wank by mcgaz March 27, 2008
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Ghost Wank 

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
Ghost Wank by Merulone August 20, 2021

Ghostwalk 

A ghost walk occurs when you or your friends have no where to go such as free houses or parties, and clearly when you don't have enough cash to fund a night out at you local bar.

No more than 3 people go on a "Ghostwalk".

So you and your buddies hit the local Liquor store and buy the strongest alcohol you can buy. You then continue to walk somewhere without a destination set. You continue to talk about random and philosophical topics while walking about aimlessly.

What is said on a "Ghostwalk" cant be repeated!
Friend 1: Yo bud wanna go on a "Ghostwalk"?
Friend 2: Yeah sure, let me grab my jacket.
Ghostwalk by da bais May 5, 2013

Ghostwalking 

Ghostwalking is the common phenomena of non-White people pretending to be White on the internet in order to get away with Anglophobia or to infiltrate White circles. A person who does this is referred to as a, "ghostwalker."

"Ghost" refers to the color that ghosts are - white - as well as the fact that ghosts only come out at night, an allusion to darkness. "Walking" refers to the way they try to normally pass off as being White.
(In an online chat forum) Ghostwalking:

Person 1: "Hello my fellow White men, I think us White's are evil!"
Person 2: "What? Skincheck!"

Person 1: "No, no, you don't get it, I am part Italian!"
Person 2: "Okay, ghostwalker!"
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