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To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength
Hey let me gretch that for you
Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021
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ghelchoido

An abuse in Gujarati, meaning an Idiot, a moron or a fool.
It's a compound of two words: ghel means foolish, choido means fucker
Rahul Gandhi is a ghelchoido.
ghelchoido by crochsmasher June 16, 2014
A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.
"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"
Gletch by 1Fet November 18, 2020

getcha popcorn ready 

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
getcha popcorn ready by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"
getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll
getchyo by lueford March 8, 2011

Gretchum 

A derivation of greasy characterized by a disgustingly overwhelming amount of moxie towards even the most ordinary facets of life. Usually with an affinity for unorthodox hobbies including, but not limited to sword collecting, ant farm building, magic card trading, and beanie baby making. Hard to describe, yet easy to recognize, the gretchum kid will be the one who everyone wonders how he's still in public school. "What is that kid's deal?" or "What the hell is he doing?" are common question when eyeing a gretchum kid.
"Someone go tell that gretchum kid to stop eating the all the cheetos. He reeks like a past date jar of velvetta cheese thats been in a kiln filled with dead animal carcacuses for around 3 days."

"Bob Saget"
Gretchum by Peter And Nate April 22, 2007