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the real way to spell "ghetto" its really gettow... you little losers!
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getto grip 

Large sum of money ; Something that you would see a drug dealer have while being arrested on COPS.
Dam Son nigga got that getto grip
getto grip by fudge from philly April 9, 2010

Getto Mac 

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.
"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."
Getto Mac by realfakeuser September 14, 2012

Getto Rage

Getto rage means to be a person of colour and to be angry but to not be able to show it due to the fact that the next person to get shot or deported could be you.
The cops stopped me to check if I was an American and shifted eyes when a white man went racing by, that made me feel some getto rage.
Getto Rage by Bitchfacemotherfucker November 9, 2018

getto booty 

A female with a large ass and large thighs
DAMN! that bitch got some ga-toe Boo-tee
getto booty by Kaboom June 16, 2003

gettolac 

old and bad car,word comes from Cadillac
he is flossing arround with his gettolac ,again.!
gettolac by hakan ustis April 6, 2007

getto matel 

a household item that is used for a kids toy.
what is that bunt pan and spoon doing in your kids room? oh thats is her getto matel drum set.
getto matel by keveeen March 19, 2008
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