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Bertrude 

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.
Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."
Bertrude by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010
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gertrudis 

The most depressed and bipolar of them all. Beautiful but doesn't see it. Has friends but think she doesn't. Cares too much and gets too attached. Loves animals and is an absolute bad ass.
"Don't hurt Gertrudis's feelings. You'll regret it."

Gertrudis 

the type of girl anyone would want to date: fun, interesting, can take a nasty joke with great humour, kind and cutely angelical, but at the same time serious, hard worker, a complete diva and drama queen when she just feels like it. With a touch of feminine sensuality, she can get quite vindictive when deceit or angered. so better watch out!

she is also very protective and loyal of her friends and likes being helpful to them when needed.
´Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? He met this girl last month at this party and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis, I wouldn't want a chick like that.'
Gertrudis by AlenB## September 13, 2018

bertrumsexual

you realise you are in love with bertrum and there’s nothing changing that. Bertrumsexual
the first time i lay my eyes on Bertrum i fell i love and thats when i knew i was bertrumsexual
bertrumsexual by bertrums wife January 16, 2021

Gertrudis 

The type of girl everyone would one to date or be friends with: kind, fun, and loyal. She is able to read the mood of the people surrounding her, becoming a party mate when she feels is needed or a confidant.
Always the heart and light of a room. Cutely angelical with a great sense of humour combined with a very feminine sensuality, can be a total diva and drama queen when she feels like it. Careful though, because she can also turn into a badass vindictive person when deceit or angered. So better watch out!
'Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? he met this cute girl at a party last week, and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis who wouldn't wanna date a girl like her.'
Gertrudis by AlenB## September 13, 2018

Bertrise 

She is a chill funny and dramatic person. She loves to be creative through certain things. She is musically talented
Bertrise went to a party to have fun
Bertrise by Rin123 November 22, 2021
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