gertruditis

Disease given by the terrible Gertrude

OH NO! I have gertruditis!!

gertruditis by Jtjam946 November 14, 2016

gertrudis 

The most depressed and bipolar of them all. Beautiful but doesn't see it. Has friends but think she doesn't. Cares too much and gets too attached. Loves animals and is an absolute bad ass.

"Don't hurt Gertrudis's feelings. You'll regret it."

gertrudis by Unicorn/nigger/faggot June 13, 2017

Gertrudis 

the type of girl anyone would want to date: fun, interesting, can take a nasty joke with great humour, kind and cutely angelical, but at the same time serious, hard worker, a complete diva and drama queen when she just feels like it. With a touch of feminine sensuality, she can get quite vindictive when deceit or angered. so better watch out!

she is also very protective and loyal of her friends and likes being helpful to them when needed.

´Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? He met this girl last month at this party and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis, I wouldn't want a chick like that.'

Gertrudis by AlenB## September 13, 2018

Gertrudis 

The type of girl everyone would one to date or be friends with: kind, fun, and loyal. She is able to read the mood of the people surrounding her, becoming a party mate when she feels is needed or a confidant.
Always the heart and light of a room. Cutely angelical with a great sense of humour combined with a very feminine sensuality, can be a total diva and drama queen when she feels like it. Careful though, because she can also turn into a badass vindictive person when deceit or angered. So better watch out!

'Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? he met this cute girl at a party last week, and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis who wouldn't wanna date a girl like her.'

Gertrudis by AlenB## September 13, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019