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A Gernot is an extremely German man who displays a rare affinity for the excessive consumption of fine food and wine.
Where's all the food? Who drank the wine? Was there a Gernot here?
by Schrumpumpel March 15, 2007
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Gernot

"Stop being such a Gernot, get off your ass and clean the dishes"
by tzibs March 15, 2007
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Gernot

Gernot: A German Wine, designed to intoxicate and kill.
"Don't you go slippin' me a Gernot, foo!"
by tzibs March 15, 2007
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freaky alien genotype

A term used in space to call people FAGS
Krillin: That guy looks like a FAG
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. what did think I mean?
by The Golden Flare March 5, 2019
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Giernot

Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)
A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.
by Schalke November 26, 2011
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Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.
Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.
by Carandil April 17, 2010
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gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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