Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)

A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.

Giernot by Schalke November 26, 2011

Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

gerontophile by Kerb November 30, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026