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gerontophilia 

a condition were you think very old people are hot.
'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court
gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
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gerontophilia 

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.
Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.
gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007

gerontophile 

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
gerontophile by Kerb November 30, 2004

Gerontophobia 

the morbid fear and dislike of old people
After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..
Gerontophobia by whoCares October 27, 2003

Gerontophile 

A younger person who is attracted to an older person. There must be a vast age difference between the two.
1. Amara is 18 years old and she is dating a 59 tears old man. She is a gerontophile.

Gerontophile by TofuDog September 26, 2006

Gerontophile 

Rob: Harley your a gerontophile

Harley: I know
Gerontophile by hxrley19 December 8, 2022

Gerontophile 

Rob: stop touching that nan you Gerontophile
Gerontophile by hxrley19 December 8, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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