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gerontophilia 

a condition were you think very old people are hot.
'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

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gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
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gerontophilia 

A sexual attraction to old people.
From Greek "geronto" meaning old and "philia" meaning attraction.
Catherine Zeta Jones' gerontophilia renders her an easy target for Michael Douglas.
gerontophilia by Alex Cojocaru September 10, 2007

gerontophile 

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
gerontophile by Kerb November 30, 2004

Gerontophobia 

the morbid fear and dislike of old people
After travelling to San Francisco in a Volkswagon Beetle from New York with his great grand-father Dale developed gerontophobia..
Gerontophobia by whoCares October 27, 2003

Gerontophile 

A younger person who is attracted to an older person. There must be a vast age difference between the two.
1. Amara is 18 years old and she is dating a 59 tears old man. She is a gerontophile.

Gerontophile by TofuDog September 26, 2006

Gerontophile 

Rob: Harley your a gerontophile

Harley: I know
Gerontophile by hxrley19 December 8, 2022

Gerontophile 

Rob: stop touching that nan you Gerontophile
Gerontophile by hxrley19 December 8, 2022
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