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Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Intoxitext 

A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"
Intoxitext by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009

intotsicated 

Its similar to being intoxicated but instead really drunk on 2 drinks. While intotsicated you may be extremely giddy, silly, or anything that ends in iddy or illy.
Damn..you see that girl over there? She drank like 2 drinks and is intotsicated!
intotsicated by E Ricky July 8, 2010

intaxication 

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
I love feeling intaxicated!
intaxication by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Intoxicam 

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember
"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"
Intoxicam by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016

intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007