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jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
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gerksed gerkshire gerkstick Gerk Gers Gersh Gerkin Gerky Gerbster gerke
Gersain is a true rarity and is a handsome and sexy male.
WOW! I wish I had a Gersain
gersain by SpicyTaco05 November 7, 2019
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017

gershnoskel 

Don't pick your gershnoskel in front of me!
gershnoskel by Adam Hobbs April 17, 2008
A term for slippin a slimey one out your ass
Gersh by Shart sandwich August 18, 2021

geeksploit 

v. To trick computer engineers into working many hours for free, just by allowing them to set their own hours and wear whatever clothes they want to wear. The word is the fusion of "geek" and "exploit."
I'm taking a bath on this program. I have to learn how to geeksploit better so I can wring the cost over-runs out of my employees.
geeksploit by Dan Weyandt November 22, 2007