He's such a gerkstick.
by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022
Get the gerkstick mug.The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.
Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.
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A complete wanker of a human being. Pompous, arrogant, douche bag. Not to be confused with 'fuckstick'. A GUCKSTICK is someone you can't contain your annoyance for. Fuckstick just isn't strong enough for this strain of idiocy.
by Trouble. July 26, 2016
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The theoretically biotic source geekosterone which largely attributed to geekulinity.
Attributes to such behaviors as nerd rage (geekroid rage), geeking out (being pumped), seeking caffeine (juicing), or other natural geek tendencies such as intellectual debates, reading, or immersing into video games.
The theoretically biotic source geekosterone which largely attributed to geekulinity.
Attributes to such behaviors as nerd rage (geekroid rage), geeking out (being pumped), seeking caffeine (juicing), or other natural geek tendencies such as intellectual debates, reading, or immersing into video games.
"Give him a few years, his geeksticles will drop."
"After that debate, my geeksticles have shrunken".
"After that debate, my geeksticles have shrunken".
by Steventon June 11, 2010
Get the Geeksticles mug.A person with a thin, long semi-box head, with the upper part being 2/3 wider than the lower half. It is imperative that the head is long but with a rounded top.
by CHuni November 4, 2013
Get the gearstick head mug.1. ....so she stuck her hand down his pants and whipped out his jerkstick in front of everyone.
2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!
2. Kayla: No, I'm not going
Karl: why not!?
Kayla: I have shit to do
Karl: Please!?
Kayla: FUCK NO!!!
Karl: STOP BEING SUCH A JERKSTICK!!!!!
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