an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.
Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.
Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.
by wedefinewords August 07, 2011
Get the gerdesmug. The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
by gerdebirdy November 01, 2013
Get the Gerdemug. A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee
Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.
by William Taylor December 14, 2008
Get the Gerdemug. The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.
by Thatguydodo June 02, 2019
Get the Gerdemug. by Caroline Wiewiorowski May 13, 2005
Get the gerdmug. by bergability December 02, 2010
Get the Gerdmug.