gerdes

an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.

Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.

you are being so GERDes right now.

by wedefinewords August 7, 2011

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

Gerde

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerde

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

by William Taylor December 14, 2008

geddes court

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".

Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.

by SaintSid March 17, 2009

Geddes Stealth

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.

James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."

by busy b boi May 12, 2017

Geodesius

The bulgarian God of gambling.

-what's your name?
-Alexander Georgiev.
-what? Geodesius?

by biureka69 March 12, 2019