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germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.
Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.
Gerpes by Emberrr December 18, 2008
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The disease you get when you interact with Gerg, it originated with a Gerg and a feline named Dusty.
Gerg gave Gerpes to Dusty
Gerpes by Tanman December 18, 2022
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
A stunning individual, very charming, and incredibly hot. Smart and creative. Boys want to be like him. Girls go crazy just to be with him. He is certainly a very special person. His hottness is so unbelievble, his pictures are dangerous. Teenage girls have pictures of him on their wall. The rest is for you to discover, there is so much to say about Geryes.
Wow.. you look great but not as much as Geryes!!
Ohh Geryes.. you blow my mind
Geryes by Gman9912 June 15, 2013
To be intoxicated pass the point of being drunk.
That guy's gerped outta his mind
Gerped by durston January 1, 2012

gerpeopley

The politically correct way of saying Germany. The reason goes as follows: you can’t say Germany because it has man in it, so you have to be inclusive of everyone, so you replace man with people. Guaranteed not to offend anybody.
I am a proud citizen of Gerpeopley, since it’s very inclusive.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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