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dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
1. A term for chill, chill wasn't chill enough so gnarsh was created

2. Also means absolutely nothing, the word can be used as something to piss people off.
Hey, whats up" " Gnarsh
Gnarsh by ZB,CM May 24, 2011

Gnarshing 

The act of composing lyrics or the melody to a song/songs while high.
The Beatles did quite a bit of gnarshing towards the end of their legacy as a band.
Gnarshing by UpTop November 20, 2011

gearshift cuntfuck 

While in a car, the act of a woman having anal sex with a gearshifter while a man or female with strap on brutually fucks her vagina.
Panfilo gingerly peered through the tinted window just as Rosa slide her muddy starfish onto the gearbox while Miguel pumped her brown taco hole finishing off the sweaty gearshift cuntfuck.

Gnarshmallow 

a version of the word gnarly: also a word used in substitute to patronize or insult intelligence of fags who say "gnar: an over exaggerated word to describe the level of "gnarlyness"
DANNY: That car just did a 360,
RICK: Haha, dude gnarshmallow.

Gnarshred 

Combining the words gnar and shred to create an even more astounding, yet a more formidable and imposing, adjective than either of the two primordial words it bastradized unto itself.

Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.

Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
1. Dude 1 - "Dude, that fuckin' show last night was HARDCORE!

Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"

2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"

Dude - "Die motherfucker!"

*CrabcoreDouche falls to the floor, convulses, and lets out a last breath of agony before passing on to Hell to be Satan's little bitch.*
Gnarshred by The JMS December 11, 2011