when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
While in a car, the act of a woman having anal sex with a gearshifter while a man or female with strap on brutually fucks her vagina.
Panfilo gingerly peered through the tinted window just as Rosa slide her muddy starfish onto the gearbox while Miguel pumped her brown taco hole finishing off the sweaty gearshift cuntfuck.
a version of the word gnarly: also a word used in substitute to patronize or insult intelligence of fags who say "gnar: an over exaggerated word to describe the level of "gnarlyness"
DANNY: That car just did a 360,
RICK: Haha, dude gnarshmallow.
Combining the words gnar and shred to create an even more astounding, yet a more formidable and imposing, adjective than either of the two primordial words it bastradized unto itself.
Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.
Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
1. Dude 1 - "Dude, that fuckin' show last night was HARDCORE!
Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"
2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.