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Gnarshred 

Combining the words gnar and shred to create an even more astounding, yet a more formidable and imposing, adjective than either of the two primordial words it bastradized unto itself.

Although its root words are related to amazing guitar techniques, gnarshred is not in fact limited by describing an incredible guitar riff, lick, or solo; but the object you are referring to must meet or succeed the mind-blowing standards of awesomeness and attributes of these biblical efforts.

Use with caution. The use of this word might bring about mental collapse, digestive failure, or even death to the weak.
1. Dude 1 - "Dude, that fuckin' show last night was HARDCORE!

Dude 2 - "No dude...it was GNARSHREDDINGLY AWESOME!"

2. CrabcoreDouche - "Man, Attack! Attack! is the gnarshred!"

Dude - "Die motherfucker!"

*CrabcoreDouche falls to the floor, convulses, and lets out a last breath of agony before passing on to Hell to be Satan's little bitch.*
Gnarshred by The JMS December 11, 2011
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Gnashed Potatoes

Coined in its use in GoW3. Gnashed potatoes refers to a situation where a team mate gets 2 or more crucial kills with the Gnasher shotgun. Due to the graphic content of the game it can be referred to as gnashed potatoes. This term can be applied to GoW, GoW2 and GoW3.
Josh - " I got three guys on me"
Pat- "make some gnashed potatoes then"
Gnashed Potatoes by Izolate September 29, 2011
Related Words

Gnarshralp 

To shralp the gnar. To shred deep, steep powder when skiing whilst dropping huge cliffs.
I chickened out but saucerboy gnarshralped it!
Gnarshralp by King of Mars January 7, 2013

Gnarredcore 

A mix between gnarly and hardcore.
I'm totally gnarredcore.
Gnarredcore by THEAWESOMNESS September 4, 2010
a word stupid people use for dead, tired, or beat.
she was being so stupid with her annoying jokes, i was garshed.
garshed by poala June 23, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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