gnarsharts 

a gnarly case of the shit farts

I couldn't go to school today. I had the gnarsharts all yesterday. I almost crapped my self three times!

gnarsharts by roygaris November 16, 2011

gnarstats 

gnarly & status
combined

originated in colorado

if someone does a really cool snowboarding trick
"that was gnarstats"

gnarstats by hgdghgjhkv May 4, 2006