gelqing
The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length
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Gelqing
Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.
Gelqing by Indian that pulls the trans May 7, 2024
Gelqing
Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally
*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally
*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure
Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow
Gelqing by Indian that pulls the trans May 24, 2024
Gelking
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009
gelling
Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.
gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009
Gelbing
The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.
Gelping
What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.