gelqing

The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length

Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!

gelqing by Erk!! February 6, 2024

Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.

Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day

Gelqing by Indian that pulls the trans May 7, 2024

Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure

Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow

Gelqing by Indian that pulls the trans May 24, 2024

Gelking 

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

gelling 

Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.

My GF and I were just not gelling today. She wasn't getting any of my jokes.

gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009

Gelbing 

The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.

We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.

Gelbing by gags0902 October 31, 2011

Gelping 

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

Gelping by kimhush June 15, 2009