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gelqing

The act of putting a towel around one’s own penis and pulling violently to drastically increase penis length
Hey I just started gelqing, now my penis is really long!
by Erk!! February 6, 2024
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Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.
Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day
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Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure
Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow
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