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Guy 1: Hey dude, what were you just doing in there?

Guy 2: Ah, nothing. Just gelling.

Guy 1: I see. I might go do some gelling later too.
Gelling by A mothafuckkin starfish December 20, 2013
If you are *not* wearing Doctor Sholls extra soft insoles then you tell others you are "gellin'"
"Im gellin"
"dude, your so not gellin'
gelling by backstab.net September 7, 2003

Helling gelling 

An old alcoholic woman who loves to argue
“your such a helling gelling when your drunk”
Helling gelling by unwantedchildxox February 23, 2021

hair gelling 

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.
Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.
hair gelling by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023

Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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