gazimbled

unable to think clearly; confused or perplexed usually due to tiredness or deceit

After staying awake for 24 hours I was so gazimbled I wore my jeans to bed.

by NMel February 12, 2024

gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

Gaziboed

For a posh English gentleman to be overwhelmingly drunk, usually on bourbon.
Results can be throwing up, disjointed breathing, descent into a state of paralysis, throwing up, slurred speech, embarrassing comments and throwing up.
Pyjamad, bookcased, bungalowed, trollied and wellied are also appropriate phrases.

"Good god I was outright gaziboed last night, old boy"

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 27, 2013

Gaziboed

Being very Drunk.

I was totally gaziboed last night.

by Clive - O March 1, 2009

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003