gaypow 

The ability of a gay individual to turn a straight mans appetite for female puntang into an insatiable lust for male a**.

"straight male 1": Yo Mario, check out the badunkadunk ounnn dddddtttaaaatt!
"Mario before gaypow": Yeah homes, dat badunkadunk be badunkadunk'n!
'enter male fag lispy tone': Hellso, bigs boys, (zzziizzizizziizi-gaypow)
"Mario after gaypow": Yo cuz, fugits tat badunkadunk, . . . I wanna fo' shizzle my nizzle in yoa annalizil.

gaypow by diction May 26, 2004

gaypox 

a viral disease that occurs mostly in male homosexual and bisexual persons. it's symptoms mostly resembles smallpox - high fever with rash all over body which turns into blisters. it is mostly fatal.

Bill: look there Chad that faggot has been infected with gaypox
Amy: hey that's homophobic
Chad: praise be to god who humiliates the disobedient

gaypox by JewsToGuillotine June 5, 2022

Gaypox 

Monkeypox

“The man caught gaypox after visiting the monkey zoo”

Gaypox by Woof handle June 2, 2022

Gaypod

A name generally referring to a person's iPod, usually a man in which their iPod contains very girly songs, artists, albums.

Jim: I like all sorts of music.
Joe: I know you do. I saw your gaypod, you have Cher, Panic! At The Disco and Jonas brothers. What's wrong with you?

Gaypod by arpmandude July 15, 2009

gaypolar

To have ups and downs of varying gayness. The word was made up by a stupid boy trying to come up with a comeback one day.

Anna- "God, are you like bipolar or something??"

Michael- "Uhhh, no. Are you... GAYpolar?

gaypolar by I put the ana in banana January 8, 2008

gaybow 

A combination of the words Gay and rainbow. Describes the rainbow widely used in gay pride celebrations, on cars with gay owners and on flags waving outside of a gay home. The gaybow is commonly straight versus the more curved rainbow shape.

Woman 1: What a pretty rainbow flag our neighbor is putting up.
Woman 2: Girl, that ain't no rainbow flag, that's a Gaybow flag!

gaybow by Tamio July 2, 2008

gayporned 

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.

Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"

gayporned by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011