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gayporned 

The act of someone opening large amounts of gay porn on somebodys unattended computer at work, college, etc.
Bob: "I'm just headed to the toilet Steve."
Steve: "'Kay."
*Steve proceeds to open up many gay porn sites on Bob's unoccupied computer, Bob later returns, realising he's been gayporned*
Bob: "Oh, fuck you Steve!"
Boss: "What the hell is this, Bob!?"
Bob:"FUUUUU-"
gayporned by Go-bah Locks October 27, 2011
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Gayzoned 

-The act of being friend-zoned because one gives off the "gay" vibe.

-Being friendzoned based off of having the gay vibe.
Austin:I really thought we had a lot of chemistry, but then she gayzoned me.

Roland:I didn't know you were gay?

Austin:Im not... must be my gay vibe.
Gayzoned by mynameisnotaustin02 December 7, 2012

Gaytoned 

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.
- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!
Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011

Gayzoned 

When one invests themselves so deep in the friend zone, the girl describes them as their stereotypical gay best friend from a movie.
Jason got gayzoned because he kept listening to ashley bitch about her ex boyfriends.
Gayzoned by RibenaGorilla March 17, 2019

Gaytornade

Sexual act, involving the presence of 4 or more homosexual men. Standing in a circle and performing the Dongcopter, with adding small drips of Gatorade which creates an impression of a small tornado with heavy rain.
Guy 1: OMG !!! During the parade the other day I've seen some guys performing the GAYTORNADE!!!

Guy 2: NO WAY DUDE!!!

Guy 1: I so wish that i had joined them...
Gaytornade by defonceurdechatte June 11, 2018

gayporntechnopop 

a type of electronic dance music created in the late 2000s utilizing gay porn, sexual innuendo, and hooks.
Well, I'm not a big fan of Lady Gaga but some gayporntechnopop is good.

GayCornerLads 

Probably the only thing us brits are proud of on Tik Tok. A small group consisting of a lad named Raffo (kieran), Simmo (Jack), Gucci Boi (Scott), Ukulele Boi (Liam), Speccers (aiden), Phil (aaron) and last but not least, the cameraman (Brooklyn)

At the time writing they have reached over a million followers on their TikTok account.

Liam is even a member of a band called the MARINES.

Why are they called the gay corner lads?
They film at a place in there school called the gay corner and well, they're lads.

There is another member called Emile but he recently left the group after some drama between him and the rest.
Person 1 - have you seen the gaycornerlads new tiktok?
Person 2 - yeah its ace aint it
GayCornerLads by bonnieandrue June 14, 2019
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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