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gaypocalypse 

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.
"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!

Gagapocalypse 

The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.
Gagapocalypse by ChazMaz816 July 15, 2010

Gympocalypse 

Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....
....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!
Gympocalypse by Mr.FD February 9, 2010

Grapocalypse 

Mardi Gras + Apocalypse = Grapocalypse
Nick: hey what you guys doing next weekend?

Raheel: nothing big brah, just grapocalypse.
Grapocalypse by Grapoclypse March 12, 2011

Kaypocalypse 

This event caused National Kay Day, where people remember the time Tyler Azusa made the Keimmunity Discord Server to pretend to be Kay Blung as a joke
OH GOD ITS THE KAYPOCALYPSE
Kaypocalypse by TFuqua08 January 2, 2024