The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.
The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?
The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.
The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.
"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"
"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!
The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.
Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....
....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? BuddyGreg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.