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gaypocalypse

The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.
The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?
by the1mills June 9, 2019
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gaypocalypse

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.
"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!
by The Divine Grace March 4, 2010
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Gagapocalypse

The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.
by ChazMaz816 July 15, 2010
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Gympocalypse

Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....
....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!
by Mr.FD February 9, 2010
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Grapocalypse

Mardi Gras + Apocalypse = Grapocalypse
Nick: hey what you guys doing next weekend?

Raheel: nothing big brah, just grapocalypse.
by Grapoclypse March 12, 2011
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Kaypocalypse

This event caused National Kay Day, where people remember the time Tyler Azusa made the Keimmunity Discord Server to pretend to be Kay Blung as a joke
OH GOD ITS THE KAYPOCALYPSE
by TFuqua08 January 2, 2024
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