The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.
The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?
The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.
The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.
"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"
"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!
The end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of Lady Gaga's hit singles in a row. Fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
We got close to a Gagapocalypse yesterday. The local top-40 station played Poker Face, Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone one-after-the-other. Thank goodness the next song was Taylor Swift, or we'd be overrun by Little Monsters.
Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....
....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!