provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.

Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."

provisioning by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011

provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.

provisioning by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005

Profusioning 

PROFUSION: lavish expenditure; extravagance: the quality or state of being profuse;
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"

PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.

Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under

the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.

ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"

While dancing in the gay night club rolling on molly until 5,6,7 or 8AM causes extreme = Profusioning
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning

"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hot]my ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."

Profusioning by lol_victoria26 June 12, 2013

sperm poisioning 

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.

Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.

sperm poisioning by manlysmom July 8, 2011