The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.
Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.
"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."