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gayfinger 

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
gayfinger by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011

Gaysideration 

When a Gay guy compliments/flirts with a straight guy.
I don't play on that team but thanks for the Gaysideration.
Gaysideration by This mother fer February 25, 2019

Gayliner 

An extremely homosexual make-up product used to compliment ones eyes. Also known as "Guy-liner" but not emo and much more gay.
Jay Pease

"Dude you're guy-liner is like gayliner"
Gayliner by Matt Gwilliams February 19, 2010

Gayslinger 

A pass-happy, metro-sexual quarterback
Friend: Tom Brady Brady is a freaking Gunslinger! Me: I think you mean a Gayslinger.
Gayslinger by JakersMcBakers September 22, 2011

creeping gaywinder 

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.
"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

gayfinger 

An old annoying fag wearing a lot of old fake gold with an earpiece in his ear and loves to go down on guys over 50. Also known as "Nugget Man".
Chris H. takes a break and goes down on the provisioning guy.
gayfinger by GTslam February 27, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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