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gayboner 

The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.
Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.

After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.
gayboner by Jewbin October 3, 2007
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Gayboner 

A gay person's boner. Also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. A noun that also means "Dumbfuck."
That man must be gay, because he has a gayboner.

Emos are gayboners.

Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.
Gayboner by Alejandrochimi October 4, 2007

Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015
people who are named gamboner means they have a big cock and they are very nice.👨🏿 🤝 👨🏽
gamboner is very nice and he/she has a big cock.👨🏿 🤝 👨🏽
gamboner by boner_lol December 31, 2020

gay boner 

1. If a gay person has an erection, he has a gay boner.
2. If any person has an erection that resembles a gay persons erection, it can be considered a gay boner.
Earnest (gay): Oh Herby, I have such a gay boner.
Herby (not gay): I have a gay boner too, Earnest.
gay boner by bumarse October 23, 2009

Gay boner dumb shit b17 

It shows that brandon has boner on boys which have autism and he sucks there juicy ass dick. It can also mean that Brandon is a lesbo. MADE BY OAKWOOD ACADEMY
"Brandon you are so wierd"! You have Gay boner dumb shit b17 on autistic boys

gaybones 

A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."
1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.
gaybones by ColetteReardin September 8, 2008